Tracklist:

1. Absurd-Ditties
2. I'm a Telly Addict!
3. Terry Talking
4. Ernie Had a Hernia
5. Toccata in DM
6. My Wife's a Psychopath
7. Sod the Neighbours
8. Melancholy Margaret
9. Drooling Banjos 1
10. Alecs Gone 1
11. When You're Jimmy Saville 1
12. Caught Up in the Reeperbahn! 1
13. Dez the Demon Decorator 1
14. Absurd-Ditties (End Bit)