Tracklist:

1. Thanks For Coming Out!
2. Don't Use Ringback Tones
3. I Miss Drinking
4. I Have Panic Attacks
5. Rice Krispie Treats And The Jerse
6. I Hate Tattoos
7. Marriage Doesn't Suck, You Do!
8. My Sexual Gift
9. Just One Child
10. You're Not Going To Do Anything
11. Las Vegas Handjob