NO PARENTS are like a John Hughes movie starring the Menendez brothers: a cute comedy loaded with violence and splattered adults. For the layman who reads about punk rock in fashion mags, they’re the next FIDLAR – the new torchbearers of skate-punk. Goofy analogies aside, No Parents are jokers with an ‘80s hard-core edge – when singer Zoe Reign gets naked and sings, “I’m gonna kill my dad/Fuck my mom” while doing a half-serious robot dance, he looks like Baby Huey meets Darby Crash. No Parents’ debut album, May The Thirst Be With You, offers furiously funny, heavy & danceable pop-punk that’s loaded with eough dick jokes to garner comparisons to early Blink-182. Which is why they’re LOL-ing their way to the main stage at festivals. Get used to all the hippie-bashing and Dickies-esque songwriting, because No Parents are ready for primetime.