I'm Sorry (You're Welcome) [7LP Box Set]
Eugene Mirman
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I’m Sorry (You’re Welcome) is the culmination of a long-time dream of Eugene Mirman’s. It includes a vast array of sounds that can be described as varyingly poignant, erotic, practical, romantic, mind-altering, educational, and humorous. Need to learn Russian? Eugene provides. Meditation sounds? Eugene provides. The sound of a grown man crying? Eugene provides. Oh, also, this release contains a full set of live standup recorded at Columbia City Theater in Seattle, WA June 6, 7, & 8, 2014. I’m Sorry (You’re Welcome) is available digitally, or as a lavish, 7-LP box set.
Tracklist:
- Introduction, A Gift From Derrick (Eugene Mirman)
- Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Ti (Eugene Mirman)
- Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW (Eugene Mirman)
- Ask A Pastor (Eugene Mirman)
- Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center (Eugene Mirman)
- A LinkedIn Profile (Eugene Mirman)
- The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe (Eugene Mirman)
- Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A 'Zine (Eugene Mirman)
- Contacting Celebrities On Facebook (Eugene Mirman)
- Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH (Eugene Mirman)
- Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods (Eugene Mirman)
- I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage (Eugene Mirman)
- Please Take Off Your Shoes (Eugene Mirman)
- Don Draper Has The Flu (Eugene Mirman)
- Moons Over Your Hammy (Eugene Mirman)
- It's Not A Slumber Party Without Thor (Eugene Mirman)
- Now My Back Hurts (Eugene Mirman)
- Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-Up (Eugene Mirman)
- Thank You So, So Much Mandy Patinkin (Eugene Mirman)
- Oops (Eugene Mirman)
- Sneaking Around The Zoo (Eugene Mirman)
- Goodnight, Buddy (Eugene Mirman)
- Baba Yaga Already Said She Was Sorry (Eugene Mirman)
- Faxed To The Wrong Number (Eugene Mirman)
- Linda Ronstadt Chillaxing (Eugene Mirman)
- 1960's Street Fight (Eugene Mirman)
- Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh... Thanks (Eugene Mirman)
- You Can Call Me Al (Not Song) (Eugene Mirman)
- Don't Worry, This Man-Nanny Can Keep A Secret (Eugene Mirman)
- The Best Misunderstanding (Eugene Mirman)
- Whoa... Lookout, Sir Beast-Weasel (Eugene Mirman)
- Kindhearted Fireman (Eugene Mirman)
- Let's Put Our Intellectual Property Debate On Hold (Eugene Mirman)
- Happy Valentine's Day, Mr. And Mrs. President (Eugene Mirman)
- Ice Cream Hearts Melting In The Love-Sun (Eugene Mirman)
- Offal For Lunch, Woo-Hoo For Dinner (Eugene Mirman)
- Goofballs Having Silly Fun (Eugene Mirman)
- The Jackal Never Misses! (Eugene Mirman)
- Land-Grabber's Cousin Has Nice Upstairs (Eugene Mirman)
- Mrs. Thunder/Mr. 80% Chance Of Rain (Eugene Mirman)
- Don't Mind If I Do... (Eugene Mirman)
- Round One Goes To Princess-Rump (Eugene Mirman)
- Happy And Stuffed (Eugene Mirman)
- Just Another Guns N' Roses Brunch (Eugene Mirman)
- Pleasant Surprise At Sleepaway Camp (Eugene Mirman)
- Handsome Old Man Has A Tummy Ache (Eugene Mirman)
- Have We Met? (Eugene Mirman)
- No, Please... After You (Eugene Mirman)
- Gimme Back My Bonnie Raitt CD... Actually, Keep It (Eugene Mirman)
- Tollbooth Attendant Is Open-Minded (Eugene Mirman)
- 88% On Rotten Tomatoes (Eugene Mirman)
- Mischievous Whoopsy-Daisy (Eugene Mirman)
- Two Rascals Showing Off (Eugene Mirman)
- 48 And Flexible (Eugene Mirman)
- That Was Worth It (Eugene Mirman)
- Bandits Helping Around The House (Eugene Mirman)
- Army Buddies Going Big-Ball Bowling (Eugene Mirman)
- I'm The Autodidact Of Amour (Eugene Mirman)
- Oh, My Wife Knows (Eugene Mirman)
- That Was The Best FTP I Ever Uploaded (Eugene Mirman)
- The Healing Heart/Mother-In-Law (Eugene Mirman)
- Just Two Doves At A Sweat Party (Eugene Mirman)
- We Get Five Weeks' Vacation In Holland (Eugene Mirman)
- Young Man Is An Excellent Executive Administrative Assistant (Eugene Mirman)
- Two Adults In A Small Space (Eugene Mirman)
- Dude, We're On The 5 O'Clock News (Eugene Mirman)
- www.thepleasuresallmine.gov (Eugene Mirman)
- I Don't Have The Hiccups Anymore (Eugene Mirman)
- Thank You For Allowing Me Access To Your Oven (Eugene Mirman)
- These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies! (Eugene Mirman)
- Bill Clinton Is Still Quite Playful (Eugene Mirman)
- I Could Sure Use A Glass Of Water Now (Eugene Mirman)
- The Kindness Of Strangers (Eugene Mirman)
- We're Registered At Bed, Bath & Behind (Eugene Mirman)
- IT Department Doesn't Have A Care In The World (Eugene Mirman)
- Brassy, Bald And Ejaculating (Eugene Mirman)
- I Voted For McCain In 2000 (Eugene Mirman)
- New Car Smell, Old Car Feel (Eugene Mirman)
- Paul Can Really Push Good (Eugene Mirman)
- Stay In My Guest Room As Long As You Want (Eugene Mirman)
- David And Joshua Mutual Pleasure Exchange (Eugene Mirman)
- Doin' The Flip-A-Doo (Eugene Mirman)
- Anti-Vaxxer "Saxophone" Relaxer (Eugene Mirman)
- Germaphobe Does Not Mind (Eugene Mirman)
- Very Sleepy Man Delivers On Promise (Eugene Mirman)
- Fourscore And Seven Years Of Happy-Happy (Eugene Mirman)
- Fart Walrus (Eugene Mirman)
- French Woman Enjoying A Danish (Eugene Mirman)
- No Shirt, No Shoes - Service (Eugene Mirman)
- With Or Without You (Preferably With) (Eugene Mirman)
- Shouts And Murmurs (Eugene Mirman)
- Pilates Are Invigorating (Eugene Mirman)
- I'll Take A Look At The Dessert Menu (Eugene Mirman)
- The Last Rock Star (Eugene Mirman)
- It's Noon Somewhere (Eugene Mirman)
- My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years Ago (Eugene Mirman)
- Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone Good (Eugene Mirman)
- Love Clean Up, Aisle One (Eugene Mirman)
- Found Your Thing Using MapQuest (Eugene Mirman)
- Divorced MILF At A Used Record Store (Eugene Mirman)
- This Cheesecake Is Divine (Eugene Mirman)
- Jam Session (Eugene Mirman)
- Can't Find My Socks (Don't Want To) (Eugene Mirman)
- Even Better Than An Associate Degree (Eugene Mirman)
- I Went To School In The Boston Area (Eugene Mirman)
- Happiness Is A Warm Dong (Eugene Mirman)
- Square Hole, Triangle Peg, Plus Another Square Hole (Eugene Mirman)
- Call Me Dr. Stardust (Eugene Mirman)
- Now That's How A Puppy Should Sneeze (Eugene Mirman)
- Fun Times Inside A Grain Elevator (Eugene Mirman)
- Operation Cooch-Toot (Eugene Mirman)
- Preggo! (Eugene Mirman)
- My Parents Won't Be Home For A Year And Five Days (Eugene Mirman)
- Sure, In There Is Fine (Eugene Mirman)
- The Official Webcam Of Yugoslavia (Eugene Mirman)
- Last Entry Is At Three, But You Can Stay Til Six(!) (Eugene Mirman)
- We Were Just Talking About You (Eugene Mirman)
- Bridesmaid Cutting Loose At The Governor Bradford (Eugene Mirman)
- Sophisticated? (Eugene Mirman)
- We Deserve A Michelin Star (Eugene Mirman)
- Mr. Mamet Showing Off His Special Forces (Eugene Mirman)
- Soup Dumplings, Squish-Squish (Eugene Mirman)
- How Very Hemmingway Of You (Eugene Mirman)
- Drinking Straight Out Of Lust's Milk Carton (Eugene Mirman)
- Amateur Anthropologist Makes Important Observation (Eugene Mirman)
- Senior Year Hebrew School Mischief (Eugene Mirman)
- I Wonder If This Was Allowed In Prussia? (Eugene Mirman)
- Pretty Fun Night In Merrill C3 Short (Eugene Mirman)
- Should We Take The Bridge Or The Tunnel? (Eugene Mirman)
- Dirty Boulevard (Eugene Mirman)
- Is The Love-Falcon Available For Birthdays? (Eugene Mirman)
- Portland, ME Is Cool... But Really Weird (Eugene Mirman)
- The Wish-Maker Will See You Now (Eugene Mirman)
- Head Of Development Instructing Rugged Hiker (Eugene Mirman)
- The Shenanigans You Requested (Eugene Mirman)
- What Gusto! (Eugene Mirman)
- Please Don't Make This About Harold Pinter (Again) (Eugene Mirman)
- Wet Hot Americano (Eugene Mirman)
- A Gentleman Never Reveals His Source (Eugene Mirman)
- Glad The Town Approved Your Slurping Permit (Eugene Mirman)
- A Mime Betrayed, A Mime Forgiven (Eugene Mirman)
- Too Soon? (Eugene Mirman)
- Please Be Quiet Or You'll Wake Up My Titties (Eugene Mirman)
- Never You Mind That (Eugene Mirman)
- She Got A Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter (Eugene Mirman)
- Dolph Lundgren At That Top Of His Game (Eugene Mirman)
- Mustachioed Man Has Patience, Diligence (Eugene Mirman)
- Two Gigolos, One Office Manager (Eugene Mirman)
- Secretary Of State Is Not Off-Putting (Eugene Mirman)
- It Took Another Man's Wife To Make This Boy A Man (Eugene Mirman)
- Nothing Goes To Waste (Eugene Mirman)
- My Mouse Is Thankful For Your Mouse (Eugene Mirman)
- Make Yourself At Home (Eugene Mirman)
- Meet Me By The Condom Machine (Eugene Mirman)
- I Feel Like I've Known You For Hours (Eugene Mirman)
- Oh, I Thought You Wanted Something Else, Glad It Worked Out (Eugene Mirman)
- Fire Your Dentist! (Eugene Mirman)
- Postwar Japan Is Well-Understood By These Two (Eugene Mirman)
- Gene Simmons Crying In A Pile Of Shit (Eugene Mirman)
- I'm The Only Lady Who Could Pull Excalibur Outta There (Eugene Mirman)
- Rooting For Truffles, Miami Style (Eugene Mirman)
- Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket Ship (Eugene Mirman)
- Sally's In Charge (Eugene Mirman)
- Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons (Eugene Mirman)
- The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This "Carrot-Man" (Eugene Mirman)
- It's Raining Dan (Eugene Mirman)
- It's Like Apples And Oranges (Fucking) (Eugene Mirman)
- College Is Exactly What I Was Hoping It'd Be (Eugene Mirman)
- Mentally Ill Farmer Is Finally Getting Help (Eugene Mirman)
- A Swedish Couple Enjoying Hearty Vegetables (Eugene Mirman)
- Vulnerable Oligarch Vulnerably Sexting (Eugene Mirman)
- Best Friends/Next Level (Eugene Mirman)
- Tooth Fairy Is Quite Real (Eugene Mirman)
- Civil Disobedience Met With Heartfelt Understanding (Eugene Mirman)
- A Textbook Case Of Level-12 Pleasure (Eugene Mirman)
- So Glad That Was You Behind Me (Eugene Mirman)
- An Astoundingly Honest And Fun Salesman (Eugene Mirman)
- Celebrating My Promotion With My Wife And Some Dude (Eugene Mirman)
- Martha Washington? Mmmm Hmmmm (Eugene Mirman)
- Crammin' For The Jam Exam (Eugene Mirman)
- I'm Glad We Waited Til Dusk (Eugene Mirman)
- You Are As Powerful And Detail-Oriented As A River, Sir (Eugene Mirman)
- Just A Couple Of Lucky Special Ed Teachers (Eugene Mirman)
- You're Like John Adams Times 5! (Eugene Mirman)
- Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer (Eugene Mirman)
- I Guess We'll Need A New Kitchen (Eugene Mirman)
- Guilty Catholics Have To Marry Each Other (Eugene Mirman)
- They Call Me The "You're Welcome Man" (Eugene Mirman)
- Let's Get Your Mind Off Of The Dust Bowl (Eugene Mirman)
- So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse (Eugene Mirman)
- File Under "The Rolling Stones" (Eugene Mirman)
- No Need To Explain Your Clean Aqueduct (Eugene Mirman)
- My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-Poodles (Eugene Mirman)
- Two-State Solution With Benefits (Eugene Mirman)
- My Skill Set Qualifies Me For This Position (Eugene Mirman)
- Can't Tell If This Is Sex Or Hockey (Eugene Mirman)
- Have The Report On My Dick In The Morning (Eugene Mirman)
- So This Is Medicaid? (Eugene Mirman)
- Mature Cougar Is Addicted To Beej Pie (Eugene Mirman)
- Abe Lincoln (Not That One) Is Ready For Fatherhood (Eugene Mirman)
- Sure, You Can Use The Cat Door (Eugene Mirman)
- No Senator, I Already Have Two (Eugene Mirman)
- PTA Meeting Is Full Of Joy And Wonder (Eugene Mirman)
- Oh Peter, Thank You For The Yard Work (Eugene Mirman)
- A Real Whodunnit! (Eugene Mirman)
- Horace's Compromise (Eugene Mirman)
- Plutocrats Got Feelings Too (Eugene Mirman)
- Hotel Bed That Is Tired (Eugene Mirman)
- Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels (Eugene Mirman)
- Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroin Addiction (Eugene Mirman)