Tracklist:

1. Testaments ; Tinsel
2. Wagers ; Weavers
3. Surprisers ; Snoozers
4. Dodgers ; Decoys
5. Assblasters ; the Ambidextrous
6. Stoners ; Smackers
7. Playboys ; Plotters
8. Dozers ; Drippers
9. Turd Rustlers ; Teetotalers 1
10. Pretenders ; Patrons 1
11. Surprisers ; Shorties 1
12. Sirens ; Savers 1
13. Toasters ; Twisters 1
14. Whiners ; Wheedlers 1
15. Cocksmen ; Counters 1
16. Lusters ; Liars 1
17. Husbands ; Hustlers 1
18. Drillers ; Dooters 1
19. Fibbers ; Fraidy Cats 2
20. Choppers ; Chowers 2
21. Expanders ; Exes 2
22. Pals ; Patients 2
23. Spouses ; Spurters 2
24. Spillers ; Spitters 2
25. Pluggers ; Playmates 2
26. And I'm Thinkin' About You